Do you think you’re too old to read Harry Potter ? Or are you a supposed intellectual and don’t want to be caught by your peers while reading such a mundane component of the bestseller list?
Your problems are over.
The site Pointless Waste of Time created alternate covers for the wizard books, created by Joanne Rowling, you can print out and put around the original, showing everyone that you only read books that no one reads.
Nobody at all.